I found this Craiglist ad while searching for a dresser recently. I laughed out loud when I read it and thought you guys would appreciate a mid-week laugh.
Glider chair, used to rock kids, kids are big now. Gliding footrest broke. Good condition, green cushion. Nice, comfy. $30. $10 off if you have baby.
Chest of drawers. $30. Pic looks good, yeah? It ain't. For 30 bucks, don't expect solid wood. High density particle board. Heavy like a bag of bowling balls. Plastic glides, they still open and close those drawers. Some nicks and scratches, but some optimistic person might dare say it's in fair condition. No termites, I even cleaned it up a little. Maybe I'll put a little Pledge on it. Perfect for the cheap landlord to grace his slum-like apartment. Or, perfect for the cheap tenant staying only a little while to leave behind as a present for the cheap landlord. IF you are the tenant, $10 off.
If you want both, great. We can figure out the discounts. E mail please. No silly questions.
Yeah, guys, no silly questions. Hope you're having a great Wednesday!
Glider chair, used to rock kids, kids are big now. Gliding footrest broke. Good condition, green cushion. Nice, comfy. $30. $10 off if you have baby.
Chest of drawers. $30. Pic looks good, yeah? It ain't. For 30 bucks, don't expect solid wood. High density particle board. Heavy like a bag of bowling balls. Plastic glides, they still open and close those drawers. Some nicks and scratches, but some optimistic person might dare say it's in fair condition. No termites, I even cleaned it up a little. Maybe I'll put a little Pledge on it. Perfect for the cheap landlord to grace his slum-like apartment. Or, perfect for the cheap tenant staying only a little while to leave behind as a present for the cheap landlord. IF you are the tenant, $10 off.
If you want both, great. We can figure out the discounts. E mail please. No silly questions.
Yeah, guys, no silly questions. Hope you're having a great Wednesday!